Archive for January 24th, 2009
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From Nerdist
“Dear Marty-
Having recently reviewed the surveillance footage of the events of the night you went back to 1985, I couldn’t help but be slightly taken aback by your spurious reasoning of only allowing TEN FUCKING MINUTES to SAVE MY GODDAMN LIFE. Ten minutes??? Really. You actually thought that you could get from the Courthouse to Twin Pines Mall (I’m sorry, I mean LONE Pine Mall now–way to run over a tree, fucknut) in ten minutes…”
Via TechnOtic
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From Popbitch
“Someone had a bad trip on Virgin Atlantic, then wrote to Richard Branson to complain. Or so the story goes. It also says Branson rang him up to say it was the funniest letter he’d ever received, which sounds plausible:”